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19/06/17 09:52:55

Well, the airliner’s in trouble and the Captain’s voice comes over the intercom:
“Ladies and gentlemen, I’m afraid that all four engines have stopped. Despite repeated attempts we cannot start them again. The aircraft is losing altitude rapidly and we are over the middle of the Pacific Ocean. I estimate the plane will hit the water in about twelve minutes. I don’t want to alarm you, but this situation is very sticky and I believe we should all prepare to meet our maker. That is all.”
Amidst... Well, the airliner’s in trouble and the Captain’s voice comes over the intercom:
“Ladies and gentlemen, I’m afraid that all four engines have stopped. Despite repeated attempts we cannot start them again. The aircraft is losing altitude rapidly and we are over the middle of the Pacific Ocean. I estimate the plane will hit the water in about twelve minutes. I don’t want to alarm you, but this situation is very sticky and I believe we should all prepare to meet our maker. That is all.”
Amidst the screaming and shouting, one stewardess keeps her head and goes onto the flight deck.
“Captain, is it true what you said?”
“Yes my dear, I’m afraid so.”
So the stewardess ripped off her blouse and said “in that case make me feel like a woman for the last time!”
And in reply the Captain ripped off his shirt and said “ here you are love, iron that.”
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- Mèo Méo Meo lol captain thật là ngây thơ trong trắng trợn. He is gay, for sure
  0 · 19/06/17 11:37:16